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FAQ
- Is this thing really anonymous?
- Yes, it's really anonymous. We don't track you, we don't keep any personal information on you whatsoever. We do, however, keep track of the following: Gender, Age, City, State/Province and Country. This information is stored on a per-response basis, so there is no way that we can link to you. Don't worry, it's as private as anything could be on the internet.
- What sort of questions are you asking?
- Anything and everything, in general. Yes, of course, this being the internet, playground of the deviant masses, there will probably be a lot of crude questions. We'll try and keep our filthy minds somewhat restrained. More interesting though, are the the deeper questions. Do you believe in God? Have you ever left your country of birth? Do you believe Stanley Kubrick faked it with the moon? Everyone's curious.
- Why are you doing this?
- Well, we think it's cool. We like statistics and we know that, like us, everyone thinks strange and messed up things from time to time. We've always been curious how many people think the same way we do... or if we really are just fucked in the head.
- Why should I tell you the truth?
- Why the hell not. We won't tell anyone. Well, ok — that's a lie. We're going to tell the world! But we're going to tell the world about people in general, not about you... we don't even know you. Plus, not telling the truth won't really do anything other than make this entire site pointless. If you really want to do that, then we can't stop you — but it won't really do much more. Telling the truth, being honest with yourself, does so much more. If everyone responds honestly, we can find out how strange it is to get turned on when watching open heart surgery... or how many people actually DO enjoy country music. Really, it's in the name of science. DO IT FOR SCIENCE!
- What happens if I lie?
- Satan will find you at night and send you burning, forever burning, into the lake of fire! Or nothing... but it's a better story the first way. And it means that we might be able to say some pretty interesting things in the future.
- What are you doing to do with the answers?
- We're going to sell them to the NSA for one million dollars!!! Muahahaha! Ok, no. We're just going to make nice little stats and charts out of them... have a look at the numbers... use them to make strange conversations with chicks at the bar. 'Hey babe... did you know that 22% of women in North America have had sex with a complete stranger?' (Disclaimer: That's probably not true... don't get your hopes up geekboy.)